Keys, Locks, and Doors

My life consists of pretty much 4 things, keys, locks, doors, and a whole ton of irony...but don't get discouraged; it is often the last key that opens the lock.
thedailywhat: First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon “Johnny ‘DocEvil’ Titanium” Hendren — who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity — spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complaints of Twits who were pissed off at Santa for not bringing them a car or the Apple product of their choice. Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas. [@garannm.] This is absolutely ridiculous.  Hopefully these people will learn what Christmas really means as they grow up.  There are many people who just needed a warm home for Christmas, or peace, or a little love.  All I wanted for Christmas was time with my family (and feasting together on home cooking of course).  Hope that everyone had a very Merry Christmas. :)

thedailywhat:

First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon “Johnny ‘DocEvil’ Titanium” Hendren — who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity — spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complaints of Twits who were pissed off at Santa for not bringing them a car or the Apple product of their choice.

Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas.

[@garannm.]

This is absolutely ridiculous.  Hopefully these people will learn what Christmas really means as they grow up.  There are many people who just needed a warm home for Christmas, or peace, or a little love.  All I wanted for Christmas was time with my family (and feasting together on home cooking of course).  Hope that everyone had a very Merry Christmas. :)

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